Procrastination

I promised myself I would do an essay this weekend. I promised myself I'd finish it. It's a lousy day outside - and I mean lousy. I just took a peek outside and some of my laundry appears to have vanished not only from the clothesline, but from the yard as well. My socks and thermal underwear must be scattered across the neighbourhood. I am ignoring this fact as I don't like it. Ignoring it.

So the better part of my Saturday is gone and here is what I have done:
1. Ate too much.
2. My laundry. Not much good as now it's gone.
3. Chucked some hay in the general vicinity of my horse (we both agreed it was too windy for niceties)
4. Went downtown to buy an ink cartridge for the printer and spent money on dvds.
5. Ate some more.
6. Watched music videos.
7. Watched "Seed of Chucky". AGAIN. (I still laugh out loud).
8. Wrote some prose.
9. Ate. Drank coffee.
10. Watched an online interview.
11. Decided a blog was way overdue.

Now, it may occur to you as it has occurred to me that nowhere in this list did the words "started essay" appear.

And that, ladies and gents, is why I am THE QUEEN of PROCRASTINATION.

Now, what is there to eat... I'm a little hungry... and I wonder if I have any email...